M: Yeah, when the examiner asks you, what would you like to do in your free time? What would you like to do with your free time in the future? You can use the second conditional. If I had more time, I'd... If I could, I'd learn fire-eating. Or like, I'd like to get into yoga more. Okay? If you want to start yoga, for example, you can say, I want to take up yoga, or I'd like to get into yoga, to get into something. Rory, for example, you want to start cooking. What do you say? I want to take up cooking?
M: Yes, sweet. If you want to start fire eating.
R: Of course, I would never take up cooking, because I don't cook. So that's not, that's not something I'm likely to say
M: Exactly. But fire eating is a different thing. It's daring, it's, you know, it's mesmerizing, and it is a captivating hobby. It's, you know, all these flames and fire and kind of like warm. Floating, dear listener, is also a nice hobby. You know, when you go to a special centre and they put you in a capsule and you float. Float in water. That's a hobby?
R: Well, you can do it regularly. It could be your hobby, yeah. Like swimming, but floating. But when you swim, you swim, but when you float, you do nothing. You just, you know, just...
R: Chill out in the water.
M: Yeah, you just relax and meditate. So it's a kind of a meditation. Floating, check it out. You see, dear listener? Your examiner will be like... Amazed.
R: I think your examiner will be hitting the panic button probably.
M: Or you can say that I'm a creature of habit. I'm a creature of habit. I don't do anything new. I stick to my routine. So I do what I always do. I'm boring and I stick to my routine. I haven't planned anything, I haven't planned on taking up any new hobby.
R: Which makes sense, because if you're taking IELTS, then you're probably thinking, I'm going to emigrate to another country. Do I really have the time to take up a new hobby?
M: But you can kind of talk about the future. So when I, you know, if I have more time, or if I had more time, I'd start soap carving. Ooh, extreme unicycling. What's unicycling?
R: Unicycling is like bicycling, but it's one wheel instead of two. Oh, God. What is extreme unicycling? Doing it on a tightrope?
M: Yeah, rocky terrains, narrow paths. So are you a creature of habit? I think I've given you some ideas. And if you feel bored, you know, with your life, like, oh, what, what do I do? Maybe start playing Quidditch, or go learn fire-eating. Just for fun, you know? Like... Oh, there's also ostrich racing, dear listener.
R: Yes, for all of those spare ostriches you have lying around.
M: Oh, check it out. Worm charming.
R: Oh, my God.
M: This like worms, you know, little insects. Worms. And you can attract worms from the ground using vibration, vibrations...
R: Could we talk about the idiom that I used instead of these insane hobbies?
M: What idiom did you use?
R: I used a creature of habit. A creature of habit is someone who likes to do things regularly. They like their habits. They don't change things a lot. And because it's an idiom, it's more likely to result in a band nine score, rather than making up crazy hobbies, which Maria has done for the last five minutes.
M: I'm not making them up. It's the Internet.
R: Oh, good. Well, let us put the internet in charge of everything.
M: I'm just saying, dear listener, that you should be interesting. Okay? And if you talk about interesting things, you use different vocabulary items, your examiner is interested. Everyone is happy. So why not say...
R: You're off your head.
M: I'd like to take up fighting. Come on. It's much better than like, oh, I enjoy swimming, I enjoy reading. Boring. Right, dear listener, now you know what to do, okay? Me, personally, I'm choosing extreme ironing, okay? Ostrich racing and fire-eating, definitely. Oh, also soap carving, all right? And Rory, Rory will do fire eating. I think fire-eating, Rory, for you.
R: Rory is gonna do a lot of meditation to get over what I've just been subjected to.
M: Rory is gonna do floating. Thank you very much for listening! Now you're full of super unusual hobbies and activities to do in your free time. Bye!
R: Bye!